My phriend Jen Sandwich (and if I'm not being foggy rather groggy, was the creator of the Sweet pickles Gang) was getting ready for a show when allofasudden her girlphriend calls her up to say that her mom won't let her go. Serious probs here. I mean, what the phrick! So they go back and phorth thinking up ways to get her there. "Lets sneak the phuck outa' this mutha-sucka." Well that was impossible because of the layout of the house or something. "lets do this! o.k. then how about this! no, then what about this..." Till finally, Jen says as a joke at first "Let just play Chalkdust for your mom." 

Tee-Hee, they laugh at each other, then they both slowly lifted their heads and looked at one other. "Why not?" one said. "Yeah, why not?"  So they did, and would you believe it, her mom did let her go. What better way to get a message across than to have it masterfully illustrated by the boys themselves. Just shows to go ya,'  the power of Phish is not to be underestimated. Hope this helps someone one day! Lovin' ya' people! Don't smoke anything I wouldn't!!! 

- Kirklander