So I got up and turned around, wondering what was going to happen next. I was soon surrounded by about 6 random people, all slapping and brushing my back and ass. Turns out I was sitting right on an ant hill, and my back was covered by little tiny red ants. Luckily, I had several enthusiastic people brushing me off so fast that I didn't even get a single bite.

Thanks to all the people that helped me that day :)

 - Jon