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Okay....so, i've told this story before. It's not real interesting, but it's mine, so here goes...

Trey solo tour. I waited on line for my tix at a ticketbastard location. Froze my butt off!! After waiting for what seemed like forever, a pal of mine shows up. Nice guy. Love him actually. But... as soon as he gets there, they start giving out numbers!! WTF? Anyhoo... i didn't get tix and he did. I was bummed. Really bummed. Turns out a few days before the show he gave me and my guy his two extras! Woo hoo!! So we're off to the show! 

There we are, on the LIRR drinking Yuengling! I happened to get lucky and had a buddy bring me two cases (can't really find them on LI) So.. we are drinkin' them up, and i take mine with me on the street. Dumbass!! Suddenly, a cop tags me and gives me a ticket. Crap. It happens just as we find a PB and she lets us in line up front with her. 

So, the line starts moving, and my guy asks the cops (as they are writing out my ticket), can you move down the street a little, we are losing our place in line? Hah!! Cops looked at him, didn't even respond and continued to give me my ticket. Here i am, this 31-yr-old woman, getting a drinking in public ticket. hee hee. Boy, mom would be proud!

I take my ticket only to find out i have to go to court? Court? Once again, WTF? People can drive like 90 miles an hour and pay a fine. Put people's lives in danger and write a check out, and it's all good. I have a beer in my hand and have to go to court? Ahh!!! So, i go. 

There i am, one of like five women in the courtroom! God, i felt like a winner!! In the end, i had to take some stupid course and the tix was dropped. Ugh!!! I guess i'll never go see a trey show at roseland again with a Yuengling in hand!!

 - Christina


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