Me and my female companion head down to West Virginia to do some rock climbing and camping at Seneca Rocks. After spending all weekend locked up in a tent cause of rain, we head home to Penn State in my old jetta.

Now in my jetta my tape deck is broken and my antenna fell off, so i have a coat hanger as a cheap replacement. so we take a small stereo with a cd player and crank it up with some phish boots. we are jammin out in northern west virgina and get pulled over. I guess i was doing 73 in a 55.

Being the poor college student i am, i was thinking of a good lie to tell. But when the officer comes up, I freeze. He asked me why i didn't pull over when he followed me for over 2 miles. I just looked at the CD player and told him i got caught up in a phat jam by phish. turns out he was a head and going to the same hampton show as me, and we are going to try to meet up.

kynd world, isn't it?

- Jibberish