We were drivin to Antioch '98, and there's a traffic jam.  When we get to the source of this jam-up, we find that a watermelon truck had turned over... watermelons everywhere, everywhere i tell ya, farmer joe in his suspenders, watermelon carnage everywhere... i think to myself, "this doesn't happen..."  I'm all pissed that we're gonna miss the show, and when we get to the source of my angst, it turns out to be a melon mis-hap... kinda funny , i thought to myself.

- Jake