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I can't quite remember, but I think it was the summer of `97, the venue was the Gorge. After a great first night I had awoken at about 9am, and none of my crew were up yet (I have trouble sleeping in the heat). I decided to go for a walk around the lot and see what was happening.

There weren't that many people around, but i looked down the aisle that I was walking along, and I see this naked hippie guy walking toward me. He is clearly still up from the previous night's festivities and can barely keep himself on his feet. I am watching him hobble along as I see him notice a baggie appearing to contain some sort of goodies, lying in the middle of the dirt road we are on. His face sobers up and a shit eating grin appears on his face.

As he lunges for the loot, a gust of wind appears to blow the bag just out of his reach. Obviously his priorities are a little out of whack when he decides to put his body on the line and dive head first for the bag. I almost fall to the ground myself, laughing, as I notice that the bag is attached to fishing line and is now sitting at the feet of a jokester with a fishing rod. I couldn't believe I witnessed this, it was possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen.

- Scott J.


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