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PholkTales: Odd Phans
Deer Creek----2000, I think.

we were camping, and this all happened after the shows.....

we actually got 2 of the most funny, RANDOM kids I have ever seen..... The first one, he just comes over to our group of people....we were just chilling---listening to music, smoking, whatever, and he comes over and sits down.  We all giggle, and were like hi, and he said hi, and started eating a bag of Marshmallows that was on the ground.  As we all notice, we giggle more....

Then, he started throwing the marshmallows at people as they walked by, sending us into hysterical laughter-----and he had barely said 2 words.  He literally sat down and started eating and throwing, and then after like 20 minutes of being there, he was like, "I'll be back later," and started walking away..... and to end it, my friend picks up the marshamllows, grabs one, and chucks it at this kid..... we laughed so hard.......

The next night, more of the same, we're a little more hyper, but we were just chillin, and this kid comes over, with the biggest curly head of hair, and plops himself down.  Then he was like,  "I thought the show sucked tonight, it was like 'gay anthem night' for phish."

(7-12-00)

and all of us were like, no, dude the show was great.....so he starts going on and on about how he isn't gay, but he is convinced Phish is.....all 4 of them.  So we were laughing at him, questioning him, and he starts saying in his southern accent "Bend over Buffalo Bill, WOO," which would make us laugh hysterically every time....

And then, he kept talking about gayness, and he said, " I sawear to god, as Jesus Christ is my savior, I am a homosexual....wait, I'm NOT a homsexual..."  We were dying... it's on videotape, and you can hear all of us lose it....

so we got sick of him and his weird homosexual rantings, and we told him to go, but it was just weird, how we got 2 random kids--both who just plopped down, one who ate our stuff, which we didn't care about at all, and another who just started the weirdest conversation.... God I love these people.....so entertaining.

- J


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