So I went to this show with my buddies from Madtown and a couple of their friends. We go inside and find our seats are just miles up in the back. Fine with me... at least we're in.

We get comfortable and look around, and to our surprise, there's this older couple right behind us. Now I'm not just talking older in a normal sense, they had to be in their 90's for sure, and they were dressed up like they were going to the opera. I don't think they knew what they had gotten themselves into.

So this gal we were with decides to be polite and give them a forewarning of the enormous J's we would be burning. She leans back and says, "I hope you don't mind if we smoke a little pot," and the reserved elder lady slowly leans forward and calmly says, "I hope you don't mind if I puke on you." Needless to say, they didn't stay very long and didn't even gag once.  As for us, we had a blast.

- "University Rent-a-Cop" - Pico