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I have hundreds of stories I could share with you from my 1st show through my 40th, but I think I'll start with this one. I'm not going to reveal the date (to keep you guessing), but I will give you all the details.

Here we go...the ride from HELL. Maybe it was just me, but we got lost as shit in this town. We arrived in the lot (if you want to call it a lot) at around 4 or so with just enough time to run around, drink a couple of beers, and shoot the shit with some phriends. Well, their was no running around, and I barely got 3 beers down. I did get to chat with phriends, but too bad it was about the cops on horses and how we couldn't relax in the lot anymore. So we decided, enough of the craziness at the car... we're going in.

The vibe was decent walking up to the ticket line. We didn't have a problem getting in, and I didn't even got searched. Since it was general admission, we had the chance to get close to the stage but decided to say back. I ended up literally running into an old phriend while dancing, so that was cool.

Sweet 1st set....1st Tube opener, Carini (what can I say, Luv Carini), a funky Birds, "Is it a wind or a bug" (just to name a few), and Bittersweet to close. "Well be back in 15."  Now if you had the "front row seats" I had for this intermission phun, then you know exactly the story I am about to tell.

I'm sitting on the floor resting my bones, and out of nowhere this dude standing in front of me just starts to get naked. First his shirt comes off, his shoes, and then his pants, and next thing you know he had nothing on but his socks. I could just imagine what kind of drugs this cat was on. At 1st everyone was laughing, until he started yelling obscene things to all the girls around him (and YES, he was touching himself). He was jumping up and down saying, "Just like Woodstock, peace, love, and nakedness." 

I couldn't help but to watch and see what he was gonna do next. This girl started messing with him, telling him he had to take off his socks, and people were throwing condoms at his feet.  That's when the chant starts....Naked Guy, Naked Guy, and all of a sudden just about the whole right side of the stadium were chanting Naked Guy, Naked Guy. At that point the group of kids he was with got up and left him. My phriends and I were about to do the same.

After about 15 minutes of this wacky kid, security comes out to grip him up.  I don't know what was funnier, watching the guys in yellow arguing over who was going to grab the naked guy, or the naked guy running around them in circles yelling, "you can't catch me." Finally, they grabbed him and his clothes and hauled him off, just at the time the boys were coming back on.

I have one thing to say, Stay Off The Drugs Dude!!

Did anyone else witness this? ??-??-00

- Kim


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