I look over my shoulder and see some extremely wasted guy jabbering away to some unsuspecting girl next to him. We are all sitting, yet they are standing and the girl is paying no attention to this guy. As i listen to him a little more, I realize he is just blabbering about NOTHING. he's not even talking to the girl, nor really speaking english. He's just talking to the air. Meanwhile, his arms are on his head and he's spinning the upper portion of his body back and forth (like an exercise). 

Well sometime later he takes off all of his clothes and continues talking to this girl. Her boyfriend gets pissed and asks him to leave. He's now standing on our tarp and screaming, "get this H out of me!" We aren't really sure what he's on, but I had a good idea. So a few minutes later, after everyone in the area is staring at him, the security guards come and are just laughing hysterically at him. They tell him he has to put his clothes on or else he'll be evicted from the concert grounds. So he picks up his JACKET!! and puts it on, thinking that that would suffice, I guess. Of course we are all now dying laughing. 

When the cop tells him to put on his pants, he leans down and completely loses his balance while he falls on top of me and my friend. When i open my eyes after the fall, his penis is right on my face!! It was disgusting to say the least. Then he couldn't get up so we all had to help him. Thankfully, the cops came and got him and carried him out, but left his clothes behind as well as his gold watch. 

The boyfriend of the girl (not with us) next to us, took the watch and put it on, saying he'd just found a new watch. But man, what a sorry shape that guy was in....There was NO way he could have enjoyed the show on those type of drugs!

- Bacon

Editor's Note: Wow, that's fucking hilarious. I think I would have booted if that dude's manjunk was resting on my face, but at least he didn't squirt any fluids on anyone or anything.