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PholkTales: Odd Phans
I guess this should be in odd phans...... it's really quick --- At hershey 2000 we were chillin during set break, doing the usual, laughing, talking, just being all fucked up and loving it....we had all of our gear, as well as the group of people next to us, in a heap on the weird ground that was over the field of the stadium covered by some sister's blanket... (if you were there you know what I mean about the ground--what was that plastic stuff anyway?) 

so, lights go down, the boys come back, and I hear, amongst the cheers and the opening notes of piper, water.....like running water. So, thinking I'm losin it, I look around, and see some abercrombie sweater sporting guy peeing all over the mound of stuff....so I start grabbing everything I could without getting peed on, as I yell, "Hey, dude, that's our stuff!" and he gives me this blank stare.....

so I say again, "Hey, you are pissing on my shit!" and that drew a little more attention, from all the heads around us, and his asshole friends.....his friends laughed as he says to me, Fuck Off Bitch.......this caused a negative reaction from everyone around (except his 2 friends), who started booing him and basically telling him to move the fuck along.....finally realizing that he had a lot of angry people around him, his friends dragged him away. 

We all went back to the show, which is all we really wanted to do to begin with.  I hate when my show gets interrupted by some asshole like that....especially the beginning of piper....you need to hear the beginning for the buildup.....anyway, all of the stuff under the blanket was dry.....fortunately..... mamma, thanks for taking one for the team and having the pissy blanket! I hope that (if you read this) you don't think of that guy every time you look at it!

- ö¿ö

Editor's Note: Weird... Peeing on the lawn at shows seems to be a frequent occurrence, but I think some of it is done subconsciously, like pissing your bed or something.


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