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PholkTales: Odd Phans
If anyone else saw the person that is depicted below, please write a story about him... there must be at least a few. Many of the phans in florida got a little too wasted on new year's, and this story depicts one of those cases. 

I was standing where the fan boat that the guys rode in on collapsed.  i had taken 2 double Mitsubishi's, and I was enjoying the show... Until, out of the corner of my eye, i spot a guy, about 6'2' 300 lbs, wearing a tie-dyed leotard, half ripped off him. This guy looked more like a wild animal rather than a human... he definitely was losing his shit. 

He begins to stumble around the wreckage of the fan boat, falling repeatedly on sleeping phans.  People were pissed, but afraid at the same time.  To top it off, this guy was waving a rubber chicken around above his head.  He is stopping people and shaking them while growling like a lion. 

A stupid girl i was with said, "i want to talk to him," but i convinced her that he would kill her with his bear hands. i am not a violent person, but if he would have came close to my friends or me, I would have messed him up. those mitsubishis gave me strength.

- Jonathan Donatelli


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