Here's my idea of what their first show back would be:

I: High Way to the Danger Zone*,%

*Kenny Loggins tune from the movie soundtrack "Top Gun"

%Tom Cruise comes on stage in his Top Gun uniform and signs autographed pictures of himself and gives one to each member of the band. The band is really appreciative but tired from playing all night so they roll out some beds onstage. Tom Cruise leaves the stage and the band crawls into bed and tries to go to sleep but a giant alarm clock is lowered from the rafters and keeps going off every minute or so. They seem really annoyed by the alarm clock. 

The crowd notices that the Clock has the wrong time on it and they start cheering "Incorrect!" A fan jumps on stage and tries to turn the alarm clock off but is stopped by security. The band finally wakes up and asks the audience if they could maybe come back later because they had to go get a key made for their neighbor who is supposed to watch their dog while they're on tour.

- Mike Nostradamus

Editor's Note: I have no idea.  I figured I'd put it up for its weirdo value, though, because you know you just asked yourself, "What the fuck?"  hahaha.