Everything seems good, like something special just happened or whatever. At one particular show at this point in my evening, I was watching people in the car in front of us and noticing how these four guys including the driver of the car were being very rowdy.  They were falling out of the car finishing their beers, yelling and "woohooing!" a lot. 

At one point the driver got on the hood of his car and slowly teetered around on his stomach with a beer in his hand. One of the guys came around to the back of the car and peed right in front of us. That's when my friend turned and said, "Ya know how when there's a group of people and they're all fucked up except for one guy who's always sober enough to keep everyone else alive?" "This is what happens when there's no guy." And he was right.

P.S. Diane, I'm naming my dog after you.

- Handlebar Squirtgun