Then I puked and some girl danced barefoot right through it.  Or so I was told by my friends, who say they thought it was funny at first, and then they got annoyingly distracted.  The moral of this story... If you think you're going to fly off of the earth, your friends are just gonna laugh at you, and you'll probably end up puking at some point.

- Drinky Soberson

Editor's Note: Wow, this kid is shot.  Here's the real moral of the story: shotness is not a virtue, so don't put it on your list of life goals.